Beyoncé Pregnancé
Rumours about Beyonce and her "baby bump" have been rampant since pictures of her baby
bump miraculously folding, squashing and wrinkling up as she took a seat on Australia's
Saturday Night HD.
Yvette Noel-Schure, Beyonce’s publicist, says the rumors of a prosthetic baby bump are not true, telling E! Online
that the fake pregnancy buzz is “foolish.”
who you think you fooling Bey? I don't know about you but I've never seen a baby bump fold like
a frisbee before - either Beyonce isn't pregnant or she's giving birth to a shape-shifting alien baby from X-Men.
There's only three reasons that could have triggered this fake pregnancy scandal:
1. Beyonce is desperately trying to save her sagging music career, afterall "The Queen of Pop"
fall pregnant is the best way to draw attention to her . . . . her music sucks but it's cool because
she pregnant.
2. She wants a child but also wants to maintain her body therefore using a surrogate mother.
3. She wants to adopt a baby and pretend to be it's real mother
I guess we'll never really know, lets just wait till the cookie crumbles.
